(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument
when they are
right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a
half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This
means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in
fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a
non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous
statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question,
or Faint. Just say
you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless
she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking
you
at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a
'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous
statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now
doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'
For the woman's response refer to # 3.
